Has anyone else noticed how much our fanfic terms sound like drugs?

trogdorthe-burninator:

a-sassing-creed:

davekatwhisperer:

romanosauce:

sherlock-the-trickster:

Let’s see here, we got slash, crack, lemon, lime, PWP, fluff, angst, AU. Seriously, it’s like some sort of shady fanfic underground.

Hitting up the alleyways trading doujin in paperbags.

theres slash being traded for crack and au downtown but you didnt hear it from me

so basically we’re all pirates who do drugs